(Washington, DC) Earlier today, President Clinton declared Cooties a threat to national Security, and directed the National Security Council to re-examine U.S. policy towards Cooties both at home and abroad.
“This is not just a medical issue,” Clinton said in a prepared statement. “The transmission of Cooties has passed far beyond our school yards and […]
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Clinton Administration Declares Cooties a Security Threat
April 15th, 1999 · No Comments
Tags: Humor · Political Humor · The Clinton Chronicles