President Clinton Caught Sneaking Out For Job Interview
(Washington, D.C.) In a security scare at the White House today, President Clinton was caught sneaking out for a job interview by the Secret Service.
“I’d planned on hiding under a desk and avoiding capture,” Clinton explained. “But that pizza smelled so good, and like many Americans, the only time I could sneak out to interview was over my lunch hour. It just goes to show that all Americans are alike, regardless of color, creed, or position, when it comes to food and trying to better your employment situation without alarming your current employer.”
President Clinton expressed hope that being caught interviewing for a job would not result in an impeachment hearing and wished to assure all other potential employers that although he was caught this time, he would be extra careful for his next interview and that he had not yet decided on his next career move. Clinton further asked the American people for suggestions on how he could slip out to Hollywood and back without exceeding his lunch break.
“I still have a family to provide for,” Clinton summarized his situation. “And I still wear the pants in my family. Well, until Hillary gets elected anyway. Until then, I’ll be out interviewing.”