Swine Flu or Bad Hang-Over?

Posted by Todd on 4/29/09 • Categorized as Humor

Did you ever notice that the symptoms and even some of the treatments for the Swine Flu outbreak are a lot like if you have a really bad hang-over? We’ve prepared this simple chart to keep you from jumping to conclusions if you were over-indulging the night before:

Symptoms

Swine Flu	Bad Hang-Over
Fever	Sweating a lot
Fatigue	Don’t feel like getting out of bed
Sore throat	Raw throat from booze, hurling and shouting over the crowd
Cough	See above
Poor appetite	“Leave my stomach alone”
Body aches and chills	Especially your aching head
Vomiting	“Deporting your stomach’s contents”
Diarrhea	“What doesn’t come up, will go down”
Nausea	Usually accompanied by saying “How much did I drink?”