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	<description>Because Attitude Matters</description>
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		<title>Chicago Cubs Fans Turn to Tea Party For Help.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Chicago, IL) Faced with yet another in a long series of meaningless Septembers, Chicago Cubs fans have turned to the Tea Party for help. &#8220;It doesn&#8217;t matter who the owner is or who the manager is,&#8221; complains Cubs fan Chad Sheridan.  &#8220;The Cubs cannot win while Major League Baseball continues its practice of distributing stimulus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Women in the Men’s Room</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 02:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was sitting at the bar, feeling the weight of world on my shoulders.  No, that&#8217;s not quite correct.  I was feeling the weight of the world on my bladder.  So I went to the Men&#8217;s Room, and did something about it. While I was in the middle of doing about it, I heard the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Things You Find on the Floors of Bars</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 21:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps you&#8217;ve seen The Matrix?  It was a fairly popular movie.  Popular enough to have spawn all sorts of essays on philosophy and the meaning of &#8220;take the red pill.&#8221;  I found an alternate interpretation for that might mean last week. A friend was downtown and seeking something to quench his thirst so we wondered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Signs That Shouldn&#8217;t Be Next To Each Other: The Sequel</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the beginning of May, I was at the Clark &#38; Division train station and I saw a couple subway signs that just really shouldn&#8217;t have been next to each other. I don&#8217;t know if the restaurant realized this wasn&#8217;t the best ad for that particular spot or if they were just regularly rotating their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unplanned Pregnancy&#8230; What Now?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 16:48:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you go the the train stop at the corner of Clark &#38; Division in Chicago and look at the ads on the northbound side of the track, something might strike you as a little odd.  Maybe this was a complete accident and maybe somebody was just having some fun &#8212; I leave that for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swine Flu or Bad Hang-Over?</title>
		<link>http://www.indignantonline.com/2009/04/29/swine-flu-or-bad-hang-over/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 21:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you ever notice that the symptoms and even some of the treatments for the Swine Flu outbreak are a lot like if you have a really bad hang-over?  We’ve prepared this simple chart to keep you from jumping to conclusions if you were over-indulging the night before: Symptoms Swine Flu Bad Hang-Over Fever Sweating [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Window Shopping for Ice Cream</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:22:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All I wanted to do was buy a pint of ice cream, but nothing&#8217;s ever as easy as it should be, is it? In the grocery store, I turned the corner of an aisle to where the ice cream was.  There was already a woman planted squarely in front of the freezer case I wanted. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alfresco In Iowa</title>
		<link>http://www.indignantonline.com/2009/04/13/alfresco-in-iowa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 03:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Chicago, people love to dine outdoors.  Maybe this is because the weather is awful for at least half the year, maybe there&#8217;s another reason, but they&#8217;re serious about.  Indeed, they can be downright pretentious about it.  Chicagoans like to call it &#8220;dining alfresco,&#8221; like they&#8217;re too good to simply be sitting outside.  Please note [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blagojevich in Deadwood &#8211; Is It Al or is it Rod?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 21:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Todd</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich has landed himself in a bit o&#8217; hot water.  Charges of lining his pockets and all that.  You know they&#8217;ve got him swearing on the wire tap.   Ever watch Deadwood, an HBO western featuring all manner of corruption and excellence in creative swearing.  By all accounts, Blago wasn&#8217;t as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Getting a Shake at Sonic &#8211; What Could Possibly Go Wrong?</title>
		<link>http://www.indignantonline.com/2008/11/29/getting-a-shake-at-sonic-what-could-possibly-go-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 03:28:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being a city dweller, I’ve never been to Sonic, the Oklahoma retro-hamburger stand that&#8217;s been doing all the national advertising of late.  I&#8217;ve heard people rant about their drinks and shakes (decidedly mixed reviews on the burgers, but people love the beverages).  Not about to commandeer a car to a trip to the suburban hinterlands [...]]]></description>
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