You know Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich has landed himself in a bit o’ hot water.  Charges of lining his pockets and all that.  You know they’ve got him swearing on the wire tap. 
 Ever watch Deadwood, an HBO western featuring all manner of corruption and excellence in creative swearing.  By all accounts, Blago wasn’t as skilled [...]

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Now that the election is over, a lot of information is leaking out about the behind-the-scenes conversations between John McCain and Sarah Palin. We understand John and Sarah had a little talk about the chronology of the jurasic period.

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As John McCain lost the presidential election, you have gotten a sense of deja vu. McCain’s quest for the White House bore some eerie similarities to Dole’s crashing and burning in the 1996 election.
Before running for President, Dole and McCain have some similarities. Dole was wounded in World War II and his right arm was paralyzed. McCain was [...]

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Yes, Sarah Palin had a vice presidential debate? The real winner: she just couldn’t stop saying his name.

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It’s Wednesday.  The big news all day was how Hillary Clinton was going to withdraw her nomination during the role call vote and make Barak Obama’s nomination for president unanimous.  And there’s rampant speculation on how happily or unhappily she’s going along with it.  (From Wednesday’s Sun-Times: “New York Rep. Carolyn Maloney prefaced her introduction of [...]

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As it turns out, Bill Clinton suddenly wants to be an ambassador. Can GW help him out?

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You’ve heard that CBS is reviving the classic police procedural “Hawaii Five-O.”  Now rumors are coming out of Springfield that Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich will be leaving office to star as Chris McGarrett, son of the orignal Five-O’s Steve McGarrett and giving a Blago a chance to follow the path of his coif-idol, Jack Lord.

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Shortly after Tony Rezko was convicted on 16 of 24 charges, Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich hired a new media consultant to help address the situation:

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Poor Bill Clinton. He works hard to provide for his family, writing books, giving speeches and consorting with foreign officials… and how does his family pay him back?

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Hillary cannot tell a lie, especially where the will of the people is involved. We’re not sure where this strategy comes from, but we’re going to start calling her… Poll-noccio.

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