Poor Bill Clinton. He works hard to provide for his family, writing books, giving speeches and consorting with foreign officials… and how does his family pay him back?

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Hillary cannot tell a lie, especially where the will of the people is involved. We’re not sure where this strategy comes from, but we’re going to start calling her… Poll-noccio.

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First Bill Clinton took the gloves off for Hillary’s presidential campaign. Now he’s taking something else off…

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(Washington, D.C.) In a security scare at the White House today, President Clinton was caught sneaking out for a job interview by the Secret Service. “We all know I’m out of a job soon,” an unrepentant Bill Clinton said to the press.  “I’m just trying to line up a new position.  I have bills to […]

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Washington, D.C. -  In response to growing concern over youth violence, including such incidents as the school shootings in Columbine High School, spitball fights in Brooklyn, and the malicious tack concealed on 3rd grade teacher Jeannie Walton’s chair in Butte, Montana, President Clinton has adopted a new youth policy, embodied in the slogan: “Make Love, […]

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(Washington, DC) Earlier today, President Clinton declared Cooties a threat to national Security, and directed the National Security Council to re-examine U.S. policy towards Cooties both at home and abroad.
“This is not just a medical issue,” Clinton said in a prepared statement. “The transmission of Cooties has passed far beyond our school yards and […]

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